I know I can count on you guys to keep this to yourselves, right? Everyone raise your hands and swear to never tell. Okay, now that you’ve given your solemn vow I will share my news with you. I turned 40 on Saturday. Please don’t tell anyone.
Actually it wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be. I did decide to go to Kobe Japanese Steak House with two good friends of mine, Kelley and John. Of course the husband was there too.

I love this place! My cousin Tammy introduced me to it years ago and I’ve been hooked ever since. One tip, go early otherwise you may have to wait 2 hours or more for a table and they don’t take reservations. I don’t mind waiting myself, the husband hates it. See, this is the way it works. You walk in and give your name and the number in your party to the hostess then you have a big bar area where to wait. There are several sofa areas and a U-shaped bar where you can relax and have a nice drink.

These are our drinks, Kobe Rum Punch and Tokyo Tea. Very tasty. And see those little cracker like things in the bowl? OMG, are they addictive! They are spicy rice crackers and I would love a weekly shipment of these. You can buy a bag of them there for $5 which doesn’t last long at my house. On this visit, I completely forgot to bring some home.
Fortunately for the husband, our wait was about 10 minutes. I like the wait. You get to eat handfuls of those crackers and have several colorful drinks. It also gives you time to talk with the people in your group. During the dinner, the food comes so fast you don’t get a chance to really converse. Afterwards they want you out so the next group can be seated. For me, 45 minutes is a good wait time. Maybe we just got there too early. Anyway, on to the food…

Oops, not food.
Have I told you how much I love sake? No? Well I do. This is just generic hot sake. It’s okay and I feel a must when having japanese food. One day I’ll tell you about the best sake I’ve ever had. For now, this sake will have to do.
The first course is a clear soup with mushrooms and green onions followed by a small salad. Get the house ginger dressing, it is fabulous! I have a recipe for it which I will post one day in the future. Why I didn’t get pics of these, I’ll never know. Let’s blame the sake.
Next up is the rice…

and not just any rice, Kobe fried rice! I’ve tried to recreate this at home and it is never as good. I bet it’s the type of rice they use. One day I’ll get up the nerve to ask what kind it is. When I tell you this is the absolute best fried rice you’ll ever have, you better believe me. I could eat this everyday for the rest of my life. If for some crazy reason, like you filled up on spicy rice crackers, you don’t finish your fried rice, take it home with you. Even cold, straight out of the fridge for breakfast, it is mighty tasty.
Kobe’s is a Benihana type of place with a hibachi grill. That means all your food is cooked in front of you on a giant griddle type surface. When I hit the lottery or the husband wins the WSOP, I’ll have one of these in my house. I’d cook everything on it. Pancakes, steaks, shrimp, veggies, and especially that fried rice.
Every place I’ve been to like this does the same routine with the onions…

They make a little stacked tower of the sliced onions and set it on fire.

Then the “chef” scoots it along the grill while going “toot-toot” or blowing a train whistle and little puffs of smoke come out of the top of the onion tower. The kids really like this. I think they need to find a new shtick.
Next comes my favorite part, the shrimp!

Again, the “chef” does little tricks with the tails, flips them in the air and catches them in different ways. I still like this because no matter what, he will miss. This time he flipped one into the husband’s water.

Droooooooool! I love this shrimp. I would marry it if I could BUT it would have to come with that chili paste. See that red glob of mouthwatering goodness? That’s chili paste and Kobe’s is the only place I’ve been able to find it. I usually go through two giant spoonfuls. I have a deep love obsession with this stuff. Seriously, there is nothing better in this world. I eat it on everything but the shrimp and this paste were just made for each other. If you know where I can get it, please let me know. I’ll forever be in your debt.

All broccoli should be cooked like this.

Yum! Doesn’t that look great?!?

Now this I can make at home. We’ve had it twice in the past two weeks. Zucchini and onions. This is the one dish responsible for me liking onions. Look for my recipe on this soon. It is the best way to cook zucchini and I promise you’ll just love it.
Now, this is what Kobe’s is known for.

Mooooooo! When I tell ya that this beef will just melt in your mouth, you better believe me.

Oh man, my mouth is watering so bad. Someone hand me a towel.

Can’t you just smell it?
Okay, so we’ve had soup, salad, fried rice, shrimp, broccoli, zucchini, onions, steak, mushrooms and they top it all off with bean sprouts. See that’s them cooking on the picture before the last one. I could eat a ton of those. Are you full? No? Yay, on to dessert. What? You are full? Tsk, tsk. You should have planned better and not filled up on those spicy rice crackers or asked for a doggy bag for the steak. You don’t want to miss the dessert. My favorite ice cream in the whole wide world…

…Green Tea Ice Cream! Another thing I’ve yet to find in any store that is as tasty as what they serve in restaurants. This is a special scoop, just for my birthday. Aren’t I great?!?
Green Tea ice cream? You don’t like it? I bet you’ve never even tried it. It is really good. Almost has a chocolate taste. Try it next time and I’m sure you’ll love it.
Well guys, that’s was my birthday at Kobe Japanese Steak House. I go every year. Want to join me next year, just let me know. The more the merrier!
Oh, one more thing, this guy is waiting for you outside the ladies room.

What the hell is he suppose to be anyway and why is he there? Any good ideas? I’d love to hear them. Personally I think he’s watching over the people who don’t wash their hands after using the facilities.